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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

LEARN FROM THE BEST...

 
Hi friends
You will like these !
 
Kids Are Quick 
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA:
         Here it is.
TEACHER:   Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS:         Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
 
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN:       
  K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong

GLENN:       
  Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:  What are you talking about?

DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE:     
  Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: 
          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

MILLIE:         
  I is.. 
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE:         
  All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
 
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS:     
     Because George still had the axe in his hand.   
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:     
   No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE :       No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
 
HAROLD:   A teacher
 

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JUST WANNA BRING SOME LAUGHTER IN THE MORNING..
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!! 
 
 

15 Secreto D Amore:

NahDaTuLIzaH said...

hehehe..memang lawak...
leh buat mood ceria d pagi ari..thanks...

Syahrul Iman said...

haha..kelaka2..suke lawak H to O =)

ツbieaz@bie Azreenaツ said...

Hahaha....
kelakar abis... :)

ceria terus!!

ChiLaBaey's said...

Suka... Suka... Suka... :)

ChiLaBaey's said...

Suka... Suka... Suka... :)

POSH76 said...

hilang stress kids mmg kiutkan very straightforward hehe

fauzuskamaruddin said...

kewllllllll...

cEro said...

pernah bace lawak ni dulu..
tp bila baca lg, ttp lawak..
ttp wat aku gelak..
hahaaha..

paling suka yg KROKODIAL tu..
hahaha

IDEAlogyc Admin:Al-Hadi said...

like H2O..

smiley said...

hahahahaha...giler best lawak nih...suke2....

thx kak...kasi lawak cmnih di kala tense di waktu keje....tqtq.. (^__^)

regards,
Triplesmiley

smiley said...

kak....sy promote blog akk kat blog sy tang entry lawak akk nih yer...sorry tak mnta izin dulu ea...

regards,
Triplesmiley

s h e e said...

hehe.besh2...memang berjaya buat org gelak...sy skew... (^_~)

~ ( LayDee_N ) ~ said...

waa... x sangka ramai gak yg sudi bgelak ketawa kat cni.. hehehe.. tq tq.. :D

el said...

hahahahah tgh2 mrh td bc lawak2 ni...hepi skit..kahkahkahhhh

LaNuNsepet said...

he3..
joke... geli2 perut..

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